Dec 11, 2009 
Do people lead such sad, lonely lives that this is what’s necessary to fill TV time. Listen….I don’t care which celebrity fucked which whore, or which celebrity got breast implants, or which celebrity got drunk and soiled himself last weekend. I just want this bullshit off my TV.
This is some of the shit that drives us crazy or that we just plain hate!
Browsing the archives for the Shit on TV that we hate category
Why is this annoying jackass still on my TV? Even if he was a legitimate journalist a long time ago, he hasn’t been for many, many years. All he does now is aggravate the shit out of my by covering events that aren’t newsworthy in the first place.
What is it with these animals? The only job they can find is invading someone else’s privacy? I really don’t care whether Bruce Willis holds his dick with his right hand or his left hand, or whether Britney Spears scratches her ass with a pen, or that Mike Tyson beat up some guy at an airport. I just want this shit off my damn TV.
We live in a country where incredible losers like this one can get famous simply for fucking someone else who’s famous. In this case, this 9th-grade dropout (yup….you read that correctly) impregnated Britney Spears. Twice. I’m not sure who is more pathetic….him, or her for having sex with him.
So our society has come to this…..find a whore (or man-whore, as the case may be). Stick him/her in a house with a bunch of cameras and 20 other whores and see what haoppens. And people watch this shit. Fucking amazing.
Unless you’re under 10 years old…they’re not fucking funny. You know what would be funny? If someone dropped a damn piano on that annoying asshole of a host.
It’s interesting how she’s always introduced as “Comedienne Kathy Griffin”. Why, you might ask? Because if they didn’t add the “comedienne” part, no sane person on the planet would realize that she’s actually supposed to be funny. She isn’t. She’s just fucking annoying.
If there is a more annoying TV personality, I’m struggling to find him/her. This woman is absolutely unwatchable. What makes it even worse is she’s blatantly unable to just shut her yap and not be the center of attention wherever she it. Freaking irritant.
9/11/2001 sucked big time. I was in Manhattan that day, and watched it. That doesn’t mean I want to see a bunch of TV hosts ask all sorts of stupid questions like “where were you when….”, or “how were you feeling…”. Let me help. If you weren’t feeling sad, scared and angry….you’re a fucking moron or a fucking liar.
It’s 2:00am. You’re wide awake. You spend a lot of money for a whole lot of cable channels. And there’s nothing to fucking watch except a bunch of cooking shows, infomercials, chick-flicks and religious crap. Fuck!
He’s a bitter, nasty, arrogant asshole with the acting talent of a thumb-tack. How he ever got famous baffles me. Get off my TV, you miserable little dick.
Why bother? All that does is ruin the movie…and for what? To appease the jackasses at the FCC?
For example: “Family members not eligible for this offer, not valid outside the continental US, your dick may explode if you do not take this product as directed…” In a 30-second commercial, there was 20 seconds of so-called information, and 10 seconds of disclaimers.
Television news must really have nothing to focus on if they have the time to spend hours a day discussing the death of a single celebrity. Jeez….how low have we become that TV is all about talk shows, reality shows, and going on and on about celebrity deaths. Seriously pitiful.
Do people really need this jackass to tell them what to do with their lives? I’m stunned when I think of the fact that there are people out there who are so freaking useless and insecure that they need to have a TV psychologist tell them how to live their lives. This is the same guy, buy the way, dispensing marital advice when he couldn’t make his own first marriage last.
These fucking things are getting bigger and bigger. They already take up like 1/4 of the viewing space on the screen. I don’t want to have to peer between the logos just to see the show I’m trying to watch. And what’s worse? Those fucking animated ads for the next show that’s coming up. Just let me watch the show I’m watching. Please!
I fail to understand what anyone sees in this annoying, un-funny jackass. I have yet to see him in anything that I’d consider remotely entertaining.
Have we beat the shit out of this genre yet? Enough already!
The guy that invented this should me forced to listen to nothing else for the rest of his life. Talk about freaking annoying. What’s even more surprising is that people watch this absolute GARBAGE!
There is no amount of hype for a Monday Night Football game that can entice me to watch a game between two suck-ass teams. Might as well rub one out and go to bed.
If you’ve seen the movie/TV show and I haven’t….shut your damn mouth about it. I don’t want to hear about the outcome before I’ve seen it for myself.
a.k.a Larry King. How is this flatulent, shriveled up windbag not dead yet? How is it that 7 different women were either stupid enough or desperate enough for a handout that they’d marry him? Damn. Amazing. For more, click this link and listen about 21 seconds in to the video.
Why is it they always try to destroy the computer by shooting at the montor? That’s like trying to blow up a car by shooting out the windows. Stupid asses.
Just look at this freak. That should be enough to explain why he’s on the list.
So it wasn’t enough to just be a pompous fatass at home. Noooooo….you have to go out and be a pompous fatass in public, rambling on pretentiously about the food you’re shoveling into your fat face. Everyone knows you became a food critic just so you could get free food.
I love it when you turn on the evening news and the weatherman gets on at the beginning of the program and says: “Big changes coming in our weather; more to come at the end of the program”. All of a sudden it’s hide-and-seek with regard to the weather? Don’t these people know I can get on my computer or Blackberry and find out in 10 seconds? And the networks wonder why viewership is declining.
Please get a life. Who the hell cares what is going on in the lives of Hollywood actors?
FUCK! The whole purpose of this thing is so I don’t have to get up to change the fucking channel. And then I have to get up and spend 15 minutes looking around to find the remote control, just so I don’t have to get up to change the fucking channel? Fuck!
What the hell do kids see in this crap? A bunch of stupid little animal things with stupid names. And I have to waste my money on this. Ugh.
Yes, some can be very entertaining. But hey, I turned on the TV to be entertained by a program, not an ad trying to get me to buy stuff. Commercials are also the reason it takes us 30 minutes to watch 20 minutes of actual program content.
How did this moron make it onto my TV, and why is he on so often? Oh, and while you’re working on getting him off my TV, take Joe Morgan off too. Between the two of them, you don’t get a single reasonable, coherent thought.
I don’t care if it makes her feel like a spring morning, or like she’s just been frolicking through a field of gardenias. I want it off my TV.
Rarely has there been a more appropriate last name for an un-talented jackass.
No, this scammer can’t channel your dead mother or your dead dog or your dead anything. They’re dead!
Get a life! Literally. Step out of your mom’s basement and into the real world. Get a job. I’d suggest meeting a girl, but we all know that just isn’t going to happen for you.
This is not how you hold and shoot a gun, at least if you want to hit your target.
Hopefully Darwin was right, and nature will use your stupidity and a gun-related accident to thin you off the herd. We’ll all be better off.
OK, so I realize most pro athletes can’t make change for a dollar without a calculator, an agent and an accountant. But quit the bullshit claims that you want to win if you’re just going to sign with whoever pays the most, even if that team hasn’t made the playoffs in your lifetime.
I’d rather give myself a thousand papercuts and roll around in a mound of salt than watch her for more than 20 seconds. What an irritant!
Get the hell off my TV, jackass. Did anyone ever tell you that YOU DO NOT HAVE TO YELL ALL THE TIME? Shut the hell up. Nobody likes that utter crap you’re selling.
